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| The Corporate language!! | |
| The Corporate language!!"We will do it" means " You will do it" "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done.... At least not tomorrow!"."After discussion we will decide - I am very open t...
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| 02:10 | 22/May/2008 |
| Problems with my new computer : santa's ... | |
| Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is ...
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| 10:02 | 18/Sep/2007 |
| Common lines after people get drunk… | |
| Common lines after people get drunk…1. Tu Mera bhai hai…2. Gaadi mai Chalunga…3. Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai…4. Tu bura mat manna bhai…5. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…6. Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…7. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chadd gayi hai…8. Ye mat samajh ki pi ke bol raha hu…9. Ya...
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| 09:42 | 14/Sep/2007 |
| This is crazy...and spooky!! | |
| NOTE: This is crazy...and spooky- you have got to try it! At the end of this message, you are asked a question. Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it. Just say the first thing that pops into your mind. This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll...
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| 12:54 | 5/Sep/2007 |
| PERFORMANCE PRESSURE | |
| Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band " Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya Malik: "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya ". . . .. . .Jawab mila. . .. .. .. . . .. . . . .. "Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main...
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| 11:41 | 3/Sep/2007 |
| Husband n Wife......... | |
| A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They're going to STICK!! Careful ......
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| 16:26 | 9/Aug/2007 |
| Two nuns | |
| There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us...
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| 11:14 | 20/Jul/2007 |
| A Good Small Story | |
| One day a ten year old boy went to an ice-cream shop, sat at a table and asked the waitress, "how much is an ice-cream cone?"She said, "Seventy-five cents". The boy stared counting the coins he had in his hand. Then he asked how much a small cup of ice-cream was. The waitress impatiently replied, "Sixty-five cents". The boy said, I will have the sm...
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| 13:50 | 17/Jul/2007 |
| Grandma in Court | |
| Grandma in Court Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you w...
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| 15:26 | 9/Jul/2007 |
| Essay on Gareeb(Poor) family | |
| Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as.......She wrote:Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey th...
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| daniel ribero | 01:45 | 17/May/2008 |
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| The Best Way to Pick Up a Girl |
| You see her across the room. Ah, so attractive. But nobody to introduce her to you. "Ah, I'll do a James Bond on her," you think. Now what was Bond's first words to Pussy Galore? "I must be dreaming." No, that won't work. How about singing "Underneath the Mango Tree" to her as Bond did to Honey Rider in "Dr. No". Ah? No!Well, what's left? You'll ju...
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| avinash | 11:11 | 14/May/2008 |
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| LIST OF 30+ FREE PROGRAMS TO EARN MONEY.... |
| hi everyone, please read the steps given below carefully - 1.click on the link given at the bottom of this blog. 2.u will be taken to a list of 30+ free programs to earn money. 3.join as many as u want.they r all free to join. 4.u will get paid 4 the work u do on those websites daily. u c...
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| sandeep koul | 11:16 | 18/May/2008 |
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| Muslims silent as Pandits fled: Omar Abd... |
| This is what Omar Abdullah said recently:SRINAGAR: National Conference president Omar Abdullah has accused Muslims of being mute spectators at the time of exodus of Kashmiri Pandits from the Valley in the 1990s. "It's so easy to say that we will lay down our lives to bring Kashmiri Pandits back to the Valley and I appreciate the sentiment as I am s...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| Suresh Praja... | 02:11 | 11/May/2008 |
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| We had a Debate over .... |
| Yes , We had a Debate over a topic , last night. It was all related to books only.Yesterday, Chirag called me up. His exams are going on. He was not very happy with one paper , which was very bad. We were discussing, then suddenly , i said , Chi, i have bought two more books worth 530 Rs. As This has been a hot topic between us since last few mon...
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| Joseph Antony | 00:14 | 22/May/2008 |
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| " Manila Ocean Park " |
| Agos(Flow)Enter the journey and witness water cascading from an artificial waterfall that flows into 8 different water tanks displaying various flora and fauna. The water flow replicates the fresh water source that eventually leads to the open ocean, creating a model of the interconnectedness between land and sea. The rocky shoreline is showcase...
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| DENSON JOSEPH | 16:45 | 15/May/2008 |
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| Bangloreans - great nation lovers |
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| Hi Friends,On the 10th of May 2008, when elections were on its full swing in Bangalore. A group of responsible Bangaloreans made it a point to vote & then attend the first ever JAGO PARTYmeet in the state of Karnataka.It was overwhelming for me to see that every individual gathered here was not only passionate about the cause of the nation but also...
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| prabhjot suri | 13:07 | 27/Apr/2008 |
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| Difficult to understand men |
| Till date I am trying to understand men and still doing so to get what exactly they want. They say women are difficult n too complex to understand but I say men are difficult to understand…Men certainly belong to mars… Adam n eve did a mistake (cool one though) n we all got created one by one (n still in making). So we are so much in numbers that t...
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| suman batra | 09:08 | 26/Oct/2007 |
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| AANCHAL NATIJA KUCH NA NIKLA HAAL A DIL UN KO SUNANE KA,VO BAL DETE RAHE AANCHAL KO, BAL KHATA RAHA AANCHAL,YEH BHI KYA AANCHAL HILAYA,MUSKRAYE CHAL DIYE,DEKHEYE IS TARAH KI ZINDA DILI ACHI NAHI,YEH TO MANA KI HAI GUSTAKH NIGAHE MERI,BEKHABAR MAGAR ITNA AAPKA ANCHAL KYO HAI...
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| J G | 19:06 | 21/Feb/2008 |
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| Have you Ever?Have you ever climbed up in a tree and sat there for no apparent reason? I still remember the joy it brought me.I didn’t know at the time why I had the urge to climb the tree, a mature May Flower tree whose heavy lower limbs were a good eight feet off the ground in the near by hill. It had been 19 years or so since I was in a tree for...
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| Current Boll... | 18:20 | 24/Apr/2008 |
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| How Kareena Kapoor toiled for 'Tashan'! |
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| For the first time in her acting career Kareena Kapoor had to train for eight to nine months for her role in a movie.And that movie is Yashraj Films presentation Tashan which is set to hit the theatres on coming Friday.The film has Kareena in a full-on action role for the first time. Before the shooting began, producer Aditya Chopra , director Vija...
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| Rajesh Kumar | 11:53 | 29/Aug/2007 |
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| Dont be afraid to talk to urself. It's t... |
| Dont be afraid to talk to urself. It's the only way you can be sure somebody's listening.Experience is what you get, when you dont get what you want.For every moment you are angry, you are losing sixty seconds of happiness.If everybody thought before they speak, the silence would be deafening.Strong reasons...make strong actions.Tears are the summe...
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| rajiv | 22:08 | 18/May/2008 |
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| FUNDEY LADKI PTAANE K ???? |
| Hi friends & thanks for the comments... :-)FUNDEY LADKI PTAANE K ????vaise too har Ladki ko har jalan ho hoti hai,aur har ladki hi ladki ki dushman hoti hai,too dostoon pehale ladki se dosti karo,phir uss ki saheli ki tarrif karo,par usski saheli kahi galti se pat na jaaye,ess se pehale uss ladki haath thaam lo.JAISA KI FILM TAIZAAB ME ANIL KAPOOR ...
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| Thohe Pou | 19:51 | 15/May/2008 |
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| Thought of the day |
| "Marriage is like a cage, one sees the birds desperate to get in, those inside desperate to get out" - Anonymous
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| priyanka gupta | 10:27 | 29/Jul/2007 |
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| its magic!!!!!! |
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| today i have a magicu have just follow what i say and u will find how intelligent i m1) just think of a no. in ur mind between 10 to 98.2) the only no go nos. areepeat digits, eg. 22 33 44..............3) now reverse the no u have thought......4)the smaller no. is taken from the larger one......5) now return to the original no and find the differe...
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| devyani audi... | 20:49 | 16/Jul/2007 |
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| HOPE |
| Trouble arrives in measures,and we stack it up real high,until we're convinced,we have no reason to try.If you feel defeated,you're absolutely wrong,for if you follow your dream,you could never lose for long.Ignore the minor set-backsthat pile up and trouble you,or you will build a mountain,out of the stones hurled at you.The future holds great pr...
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| Devendra Sharma | 17:08 | 11/Mar/2008 |
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| wife does not look sweety |
| when u get married wife looks charming . but with passes of time she loose her beauty...u think that it it not she whom u liked.. the beauty is washed out in the whirlwind of family... this is awful situation in life... after spending thoughful time on this issue i have concluded... IF YOUR WIFE DOES NOT LOOK U ATTRACTIVE START LOOKING AT HER WITH ...
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| Veena A | 17:48 | 4/May/2008 |
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| UMMM!!!!!!!!!!! |
| A very successful Man parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in at the front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.As he got out, a truck came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights fl...
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| Hidden Aura | 05:02 | 24/Jun/2007 |
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| The first lesson I learnt !!! |
| For the past few weeks I's busy with my hectic schedule ,though found some time to read the blogs of friends,didn't find time to post something new.--*********************************************--Wh ile returing to hometoday to my room saw something that reminded me my childhood days. A young kid used some abusive language and immediately chased up...
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| News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007 |
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| please income |
| SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...
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| Dhiman Bose | 00:23 | 11/Mar/2008 |
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| Bye Forever.. |
| I met neha for the first time in mid 2007, she was my first friend on the internet. Then I was in my first job in ites sector, I offered her to come to Calcutta for a better treatment. Some things I need to tell u here. She came from a rich background. Her father was a businessman. When she was 21 he died in accident (the incident took place in the...
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| chandrakant ... | 19:58 | 21/May/2008 |
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| frndship |
| dosto karo muzse dosti ,naradji kah rahe the sapne me muze kal rat .bheja hai tumhe duniya me banane dost khelna tha aur mi gaya maidan dost banane hai kai dost aur iland mil gayalikho dil se dost dege comment chahe achhi ho bahot achhi commentye hi tumhe dikhyege rah zindgi iland hi jagah hai aisi jo sikhat hai jinaAaj kuchh bhi nahi ulzan manme...
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| Purnima Bhaskar | 11:24 | 14/May/2007 |
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| Mockery of the judiciary |
| There is a question that has been wandering in my head for quite a few days. Are we (and by we I mean Indians) turning into an intolerant lot? Is our ability to acept new things and close eyes to a few things going sub-zero?Look at the number of issues in recent times that have gone to court - the liplock between Ash and Hrithik in Dhoom-2. People ...
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| Rinky Bansal | 04:00 | 5/Aug/2007 |
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| Dedicated to my bestest friend... Here's for you:I never thought that I would finda friend so great and a friend so fineI look up to you in every way'cause I learn something from you every day.Without you I don't know where I'd bebut you're still here, friends with meyou deserve so much more than I can givebut without you I wouldn't live.You've giv...
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| richa sehgal | 23:15 | 5/May/2007 |
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| Live in the present |
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| Life is not a dress rehearsal.Idon't care what philosophy you believe in-we have only 1 shot at this game called life.The stakes r too high to waste your life.The stakes r the future generations.What time is it and where are we?The answer is now and we are here.Let's make the best of now and utilize the present to the fullest.The message is not tha...
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| expressions | 14:30 | 22/Apr/2008 |
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| need a suggestion |
| Dear friends, Nice to be back again into the blogging world.This time though it is a suggetion I wish to seek from you all-- Iam desperately trying to take up formal training in the practice of meditation to achieve a balance. Iam looking for such an institute which teaches you without asking you to give up your regular worship pr...
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| Shilpa Deep | 16:37 | 15/Jun/2007 |
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| India awakens to participatory journalis... |
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| The scenario in the Indian media has been quite grim in the last few years. The country has only a few prominent media houses that not only influence the news but are also monitored by either big corporate houses or powerful political parties. Many a times, these mainstream media due to their vested interest does not address some of the critical or...
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| sonu saleem | 11:45 | 6/Dec/2007 |
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| wahi raat ki khamoshi,wahi tanhai ,,ye hawa apne saath kisiki yaad leaai,,hum thoi baihte us chand ko dek rahe the ,,,phir na jane kiske liye ye aank bhar aayi....
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| remya | 16:01 | 16/May/2007 |
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| Jus for Laugh |
| Translate the following lines into simple English: Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a Natural geologicProtuberance, the purpose of their expedition beingThe procurement of A sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in large vessels,The exact size of which was unspecified.One member of the team precipitously descended, Sustaining severe damag...
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| Sharanyaa | 14:11 | 21/May/2007 |
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| A very touching love story |
| Very Heart Touching Love Story A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did notlike it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homesfor a happy future. The girl's father sta...
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| Nalini Marthi | 09:37 | 13/May/2007 |
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| Leaders for the youth - 2 |
| Thanks to all who commented on my blog on the same topic earlier. But, I invite them to join further discussion on it.Normally youngsters like to have someone to idolise. They want to mould themselves on them, their style, their preferences and their way of doing things. This is a very powerful influence. But, today I feel they do not follow an...
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| shikha dayal | 13:56 | 11/May/2007 |
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| i just wrote a blog and guess what in trying to preview lost it believe me ihad truly poured my heart out trying to analyse the true meaning of life thinking out in print my bewildereing thoughts on the helplessness of a human being who lives his whole life conforming giving obeying grieving and then being preached on going through it all like an a...
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| payal joshi | 11:53 | 1/May/2007 |
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| find true friends |
| hi all there r many interesting ideas on finding friends ( casual/long term). do u hv any? how to find? how to identify? if u do, lets discuss it waiting.....
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| ankita | 15:54 | 24/Jun/2007 |
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| There are many a things in life which we know are wrong,which we know are going to hurt us,which we know are going to give us only tears in return,which we know that it is not in our hand..........but still why does this heart of ours run behind these things? why does our heart longs for these things? why does our heart wants to beat only for those...
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| Eva Braun | 11:25 | 25/Nov/2007 |
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| Fried Fish |
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| Imagine an iceberg the size of your neighborhood. Imagine a smaller iceberg the size of your apartment. Now look at the ice cube that you just popped into your whisky and soda or your cola. Where did the ice go! Huh! Walk down by the seaside and watch the waves ripple down the sand and on to your feet. Feels nice isn’t it. Now do you know w...
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| sonu | 17:42 | 17/Mar/2008 |
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| Hi everybody, visiting my page...please help me to get a software testing opening with 1.8 years of opening. kindly contact at 09911205911
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| shivika pandya | 11:26 | 15/Jun/2007 |
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| Hi |
| hello friends hru??im blogging after a long time an that too from a cyber cafe..so i cant chat that freely now.So whats going on frnds dont forget me if i dont chat ..keep mailing me..its very sad to see only 15 mails after coming back.. blueblood07@reiffmail.com is my wonerful id so mail now offers are open until the rest of my life..bye
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| fun time | 07:21 | 18/May/2007 |
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| Of Movies |
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| Finally, I got to see the movie, Raincoat.Yes, I know, it's been ages since it was released.I loved it for it's simple theme(yeah,I know,its the Indian version of 'The gift of Magi'.Ash, I feel, has done a real good job and close to natural acting.The others in the list were-Delhi Heights,Provoked.'Provoked' too is a movie worth watching.Having kno...
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| shraddha | 19:38 | 15/Jul/2007 |
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| life |
| · Parents Born 23 Kids -Mohd. Ishaq doesn’t remember the names of his 23 kids or even recognize all of them. Yet, he is all set to welcome his 24th child next year. MiD DAY meets the man, the machine and the family that does not believe in family planning Love’s labor: Mohammad Ishaq and Bismillah with their famil...
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| BANDNA PATYAL | 15:08 | 17/May/2007 |
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| KABHI HANSATE TO KABHI , RULATE HAIN .......RISHTEJO RUTHO KABHI TO MANATE HAIN .......RISHTEKUCHH BANTE HAIN DUNIYA MAI AANE SE PEHLE.....AUR...KUCHH DUNIYA MAI AANE KE BAAD JUD JAATE HAIN ......RISHTEKABHI MUSHKILON MAI CHHOD JAYE........AUR KABHI MUSHKIL PADE TO SATH NIBHATE HAIN .......RISHTEDUNIYA MAI HAR RISHTA PAYARA HAI............MAA KA B...
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| pooja wew | 20:21 | 16/Sep/2007 |
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